Hi,

I hope you will enjoy the fun in comedy of errors:



Three things are certain:
Death, taxes, and lost data.
Guess which has occurred.

-- David Dixon

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Everything is gone;
Your life's work has been destroyed.
Squeeze trigger (yes/no)?

-- David Carlson

H O N O R A B L E __M E N T I O N S:

I'm sorry, there's -- um --
insufficient -- what's-it-called?
The term eludes me ...

-- Owen Mathews

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Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.

-- Peter Rothman

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Seeing my great fault
Through darkening blue windows
I begin again

-- Chris Walsh

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The code was willing,
It considered your request,
But the chips were weak.

-- Barry L. Brumitt

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Printer not ready.
Could be a fatal error.
Have a pen handy?

-- Pat Davis

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A file that big?
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.

-- David J. Liszewski

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Errors have occurred.
We won't tell you where or why.
Lazy programmers.

-- Charlie Gibbs

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Server's poor response
Not quick enough for browser.
Timed out, plum blossom.

-- Rik Jespersen


Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.

-- Suzie Wagner

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Login incorrect.
Only perfect spellers may
enter this system.

-- Jason Axley

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This site has been moved.
We'd tell you where, but then we'd
have to delete you.

-- Charles Matthews

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wind catches lily
scatt'ring petals to the wind:
segmentation fault

-- Nick Sweeney

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ABORTED effort:
Close all that you have.
You ask way too much.

-- Mike Hagler

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First snow, then silence.
This thousand dollar screen dies
so beautifully.

-- Simon Firth

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With searching comes loss
and the presence of absence:
"My Novel" not found.

-- Howard Korder

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The Tao that is seen
Is not the true Tao, until
You bring fresh toner.

-- Bill Torcaso

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The Web site you seek
cannot be located but
endless others exist

-- Joy Rothke

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Stay the patient course
Of little worth is your ire
The network is down

-- David Ansel

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A crash reduces
your expensive computer
to a simple stone.

-- James Lopez

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There is a chasm
of carbon and silicon
the software can't bridge

-- Rahul Sonnad

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Yesterday it worked
Today it is not working
Windows is like that

-- Margaret Segall

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To have no errors
Would be life without meaning
No struggle, no joy

-- Brian M. Porter

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You step in the stream,
but the water has moved on.
This page is not here.

-- Cass Whittington

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No keyboard present
Hit F1 to continue
Zen engineering?

-- Jim Griffith

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Hal, open the file
Hal, open the damn file, Hal
open the, please Hal

-- Jennifer Jo Lane

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Out of memory.
We wish to hold the whole sky,
But we never will.

-- Francis Heaney

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Having been erased,
The document you're seeking
Must now be retyped.

-- Judy Birmingham

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The ten thousand things
How long do any persist?
Netscape, too, has gone.

-- Jason Willoughby

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Rather than a beep
Or a rude error message,
These words: "File not found."

-- Len Dvorkin

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Serious error.
All shortcuts have disappeared.
Screen. Mind. Both are blank.

-- Ian Hughes


Above jokes were taken from: http://archive.salon.com/21st/chal/1998/02/10chal2.html




Those jokes remind me of:


There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire become a great writer.

When asked to define “great” he said, “I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!”

He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.




WINDOWS XP ERROR MESSAGES


This one is cool:


A few of the new error messages that were taken under consideration during the development of the Windows XP operating system...

• Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.

• Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.

• BREAKFAST.SYS halted... Cereal port not responding.

• Close your eyes and press escape three times.

• File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)

• Runtime Error 6D at 417A:32CF: Incompetent User.


• Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue.

• Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.

• Windows message: "Error saving file! Format drive now? (Y/Y)"

• Windows VirusScan 1.0 - "Windows found: Remove it? (Y/N)"



credit: http://www.comedy-zone.net/jokes/laugh/ ... omp007.htm



And here are some funny C compiler errors:

http://www.netfunny.com/rhf/jokes/91q3/cerrors.html


This error on the web will be understood by all:

http://www.ibiblio.org/404.html

won't it?




Screenshots of errors that are really funny:

http://www.iambetterthanu.com/2008/01/1 ... lly-funny/

some of them are fake, though.



What happens when imagination over powers photoshop / paintbrush erros?

http://geekswithblogs.net/scottkuhl/arc ... rrors.aspx

Ohh, he might have used GIMP then ;)



Errors in old days:

http://members.tripod.com/~stanislavs/errors.htm



Another compilation of errors:

http://www-stu.cai.cam.ac.uk/~cjr43/errors/


Aniruddha

Hi All,

I have just modified a post: A Free Headache! & Linux jokes / Linux Windows Jokes

after a users entry


Thanks,


Aniruddha

Hey Guys,

I've just added some songs on the some fun page (playlist is created by Ajinkya Thombre)


Hope, you enjoy it...


Aniruddha

Hi all,

I just came across a very interesting signature by PatrickNew a registered Linux User #431850 at http://counter.li.org/.


The Signature:



Somebody told me that linux was just a headache.
So here's our choices:
A) a $200 headache
B) a free headache
hrmm...





[edit]

The nice thing about Windows is - It does not just crash, it displays a dialog: "Unknown Error!"


- Aniruddha

[edit]

How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

1) 1001. One to install the new bulb, plus one thousand lawyers to assert intellectual property rights over every light bulb ever invented.
2) Microsoft doesn't change light bulbs. It declares Darkness (TM) the new standard.

[edit]
after Nisha's comment:
nishas comment
ha ha ha ha ha

PLEASE SOME ONE TELL ME the below thing is A FACT OR A JOKE.....ha ha ha ha


Its being heard that the upcoming version of Microsoft Windows named Windows 7 (formerly known as Blackcomb and Vienna) is going to use a highly modified version of the Linux Kernel 2.6.24.4

Aniruddha's reply

microsoft can not bring in Any GPL v3 material into their products because GPL V.3 is supposedly a viral License as whenever somebody uses the gpl v3 material, all the product should go GPL!
So, if microsoft wants to
use linux kernel (which is under gpl v2) it can safely use it but no other v3 software at all. In gpl v2 case also they will have to open their own code too.

BTW
I don't know the fact about that if microsoft really is going to go that way. But, their new product windows 7 is a modified version of vista as they say.

Anyways... I got to get in touch with Windows 7 before its launch (Its not launched yet as of 20'th Nov. 2008). They have got pretty cool GUI (Seems to be a diluted version of the beautiful linux desktop enlightenment).
Although it is so, it is a bit more user friendly (If the user is not a dumb.) than its predecessor Vista.

But not as cool as Enlightenment / Compiz based desktops itself

I hope, this will help someone


Aniruddha

Hey guys,

When I read this quote "Power does not corrupt men; fools, however, if they get into a position of power, corrupt power. George Bernard Shaw."

I thought, George Bernard Shaw would not have thought of the another George: George Bush!! Also, he must be using The word "Fool" by some other meaning.

Why?? just go through the quotes and you will come to know why!


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And there's no doubt in my mind, not one doubt in my mind, that we will fail.
George W Bush

Do you have blacks, too.
George W Bush, to Brazilian President Fernando Cardoso

Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream.
George W Bush

For every fatal shooting, there were roughly three non-fatal shootings. And, folks, this is unacceptable in America. It's just unacceptable. And we're going to do something about it.
George W Bush

General…I can't name the general.
George W Bush, when asked to name President of Pakistan

I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don't always agree with them.
George W Bush

I know how hard it is to put food on your family.
George W Bush


I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully.
George W Bush

I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe - I believe what I believe is right.
George W Bush

I promise you I will listen to what has been said here, even though I wasn't here.
George W Bush

I recently met with the finance minister of the Palestinian Authority, was very impressed by his grasp of finances.
George W Bush

I think anybody who doesn't think I'm smart enough to handle the job is underestimating.
George W Bush

I think there is a Trojan horse lurking in the weeds trying to pull a fast one on the American people.
George W Bush

I think war is a dangerous place.
George W Bush

I understand small business growth. I was one.
George W Bush


I wish I wasn't the war president. Who in the heck wants to be a war president? I don't.
George W Bush


I'm not a very good novelist. But it'd make a pretty interesting novel.
George W Bush

If the terriers and bariffs are torn down, this economy will grow.
George W Bush

If this were a dictatorship, it would be a heck of a lot easier - so long as I'm the dictator.
George W Bush


I'm also not very analytical. You know I don't spend a lot of time thinking about myself, about why I do things.
George W Bush


I'm the master of low expectations.
George W Bush



I am a person who recognizes the fallacy of humans.
George W Bush


I'm the commander - see, I don't need to explain - I do not need to explain why I say things. That's the interesting thing about being President.
George W Bush


It is clear our nation is reliant upon big foreign oil. More and more of our imports come from overseas.
George W Bush





God Save America!!

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Aniruddha

After India's test series in Australia, two new words are added in the dictionary:


Bucknor: (n) (adj)
1. Temporary blindness leading to missing out on the obvious.
2. To be at the wrong place at the wrong time.
3. Situations leading to grave judgmental errors.
Usage: I feel bucknored by my boss; Life often throws a bucknor at you.

Benson: (n) (adj)
1. Something that legitimises a severe bucknor.
Usage: First they bucknored me and then they bensoned it! I am toast.




Aniruddha

Hi All,

One more fool got added in the last article's "fools list"...
why?
He replied to the mail which I had sent to a lot of friends notifying about the updated article.

But only one mistake... (As usual a stupid one):

He clicked on reply to all and sent a "Private and personal message"



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From: nishu.jameendar@consistent.co.in
To: aniruddha<at>somewhereontheplanet.com , plus a few more mail ids ...
Subject: RE: A foolproof story
Date: Fri, 21 Dec 2007 15:15:26 +0530

Tujha site chya clicks vaadhnya saathi bara FUNDA shodhun kadhlais re …….







Thanks & Regards

Replied to:
From: aniruddha<at>somewhereontheplanet.com
Sent: Friday, December 21, 2007 3:12 PM
To: nishu.jameendar@consistent.co.in, plus a few more mail ids ...
Subject: A foolproof story



Hey guys,


Read this fools story to become a "Fool Proof" person...
This is about two different fools, who did same stupid thing...

Most of you know one of them ;)
(Don't ask, about their whereabouts, I just wont tell you... but you can guess it..)
Follow this link to read the story...


Aniruddha



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Moral of the story is you have to be very careful while on the:
WILD WILD WEB!

Aniruddha

Hey Guys,

I got two mail from two different persons who are claiming that they are fools!

Interested?

Read the mails:
(Actual mail ids and names are removed / changed)

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First Fool
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Date: Wed, 19 Dec 2007 18:18:37 +0000 (GMT)
From: Mechanical.Makrand<at>somewhereontheplanet.com
Subject: I am a fool
To: aniruddha<at>onsomeotherendofplanet.com
Message:
I am a fool I have kept logged in myself on a computer and got away....




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Second Fool
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Date: Fri, 21 Dec 2007 00:53:14 -0800
From: rahul.aaglave<at>yadnya.com
To: aniruddha<at>onsomeotherendofplanet.com
Subject: I am a fool
Message:
Hi,

I am a fool that I kept logged in and left the terminal...


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I hope, everybody understands the seriousness of their IDENTITY!


Aniruddha